NAME: Jon Hansen

SEX: M

HOME: Cedar Falls, Iowa

HEIGHT: 5'11.5"

EYES: Variable color, from blue to gray to green. Swear to god.

HAIR COLOR: Brown

FAVORITE TV SHOW: Simpsons

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Atlanta Braves logo

FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Don't really have one anymore.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Whichever accepts a story of mine.

FAVORITE SMELL: Cinnamon toast.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: A swift kick to the family jewels.

BIGGEST FEAR: The sudden realization I have no idea what the hell is going on, and won't be able to find out.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Hmm. I'll have to go with orgasm, Bob.

FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Hangout with my sweetie, annoy the cats, read, sleep, websurf.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Just the constant tunes that run through my head. Nothing formal, just kind of a retro sound.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?: How much longer before I have to actually get up?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: If I'm riding in a car and trying to read, yes. The curse of my existence.

ROLLER COASTERS- DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Eh.

PEN OR PENCIL: Whatever I've got.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: Well, if I don't get it in four, the machine'll take it.

FUTURE SON'S NAME: Haven't picked one yet.

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Haven't picked one yet. This is a chick question, isn't it?

FAVORITE FOODS: Lasagna, steak, swiss cheese, shrimp.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: No.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Strawberry.

FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Vanilla, if supplemented with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and a cherry.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Yes.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Beats riding.

THUNDERSTORMS- COOL OR SCARY: Cool.

WHAT KIND OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1965 Ford Mustang

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Whoever can explain this crazy thing called life to me.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rolling Rock beer.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Sagitarius.

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET/AUTHOR?: Poet, T.S. Elliot. Author, H.P. Lovecraft.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF THE BROCCOLI: If they get in the way, yes.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would like to be paid to read whatever I wanted.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A pretty color.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? On the back of my skull: If found, please return to owner.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Still am.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: A framed photograph of the earth, taken by one of the Apollo missions.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: If it's a glass of coke, it's half empty.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Any but the teas.

FAVORITE MOVIES: Henry V, Groundhog Day, North by Northwest

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Right.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: What an odd question. A weed whacker, I suppose.

WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?: Dust, sweaters in storage, two drying racks, and 0-3 cats.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: The square root of -1.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A large pickup truck, suitable for hauling pianos or other large pieces of furniture.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?: Baseball, the only sport I watch on purpose.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Well, I don't know Tamela (except from her journal), but I can say she's very easy on the eyes.

THE PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: You think I'm gonna send this to anyone else?