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PSA Time

Attention: Norse Code, the first masterpiece of the novel form by the illustrious Greg Van Eekhout, has now been released to you, the general public:

Please leave your homes and places of work to visit your nearest bookseller to purchase a copy. Inspection teams will be by in the next week to insure your household has complied. If you have purchased a copy to give as a gift, your household will still need to have a copy of its own. There is no need to keep your receipt. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

Comments

Thank you for using your powers for good.

Oh! GOOD! Right, right. That's what I was doing, good...