Just Like A Monster Movie, Only With No Access To The Snackbar
I am trapped in a computer lab due to an ongoing "security situation" here on campus. Prisoner (this guy, but hard to say for sure) being transported from Florida to Tennessee slipped his handcuffs when the officers stopped at a Waffle House to eat (details here and here for the curious). Now we're on lockdown, unable to leave until we get the all-clear. This has been going on for about an hour. Cell phones don't work now, what with 20,000 people calling home/the babysitter/loved ones. At least I have internet access.
Dammit, when I get out of here, I'm getting waffles.
Update: Free! Woo! Etc!