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Goodbye, O Cruel Chocolatiers!

All right, what the hell is up with these suicidal Cadbury Creme Eggs? They're like little chocolate lemmings who, when they discover there are no cliffs about, decide to find some other way to take care of themselves*. I find the egg slicer one particularly disturbing, as the last ecstatic "GOO!" comes after it's been sliced apart.

Now, I ask you: do you want to eat suicidal chocolate?

* In fact a lie, but it stands nicely as a metaphor.