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Richard Scarry Meme

And now for the latest meme that's sweeping the Internation!

Go to http://www.careercruising.com/. For Username: nycareers. For password: landmark. Take their “Career Matchmaker” questions, post their results:

1. Website Designer
2. Water Treatment Plant Operator
3. Desktop Publisher
4. Computer Programmer
5. Multimedia Developer
6. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
7. Computer Support Person
8. Fruit and Vegetable Grower
9. Writer
10. Video Game Developer
11. Artist
12. GIS Specialist
13. Business Systems Analyst
14. Activist
15. Disc Jockey
16. Political Aide
17. Communications Specialist
18. Database Developer
19. Critic
20. Public Policy Analyst
21. Professional Athlete
22. Web Developer
23. Translator
24. Print Journalist
25. Market Research Analyst
26. Medical Illustrator
27. Archivist
28. Industrial Designer
29. Technical Writer
30. Potter
31. Public Relations Specialist
32. Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
33. Animator
34. Cartographer
35. Horticulturist
36. Zookeeper
37. Exhibit Designer
38. Webmaster
39. Cardiovascular Tech
40. Anthropologist

Interesting how my actual profession, which I enjoy quite a bit, isn't on there. Ha! Guess them fancy mind-readin' machines don't know everthing! For some comparison, here's how my answers stacked up if I was a blue-collar Joe Six Pack:

1. Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner
2. Production Woodworker
3. Vending Machine Servicer
4. Mover
5. Automobile Assembler
6. Automotive Painter
7. Water Treatment Plant Operator
8. Power Plant Operator
9. Tailor / Dressmaker
10. Hospital Service Worker
11. Auto Detailer
12. Dry Cleaner
13. Security Systems Technician
14. Housekeeper
15. Sign Maker
16. Locksmith
17. Gunsmith
18. Printing Press Operator
19. Autobody Repairer
20. Stock Clerk
21. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
22. Miner (Underground)
23. Glazier
24. Dental Lab Tech
25. Desktop Publisher
26. Pet Groomer
27. Heavy Equipment Operator
28. Airport Ground Crew
29. Ship's Crew
30. Appliance Repairer
31. Cable Installer and Repairer
32. Computer Support Person
33. Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician
34. Fruit and Vegetable Grower
35. Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
36. Train Operator
37. Bicycle Mechanic
38. Upholsterer
39. Taxi Driver
40. Picture Framer

There's a reason to go to college, kids. Without that degree, you might be fated to a life of cleaning other people's carpets.

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