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I Didn't Eat Here To Be Insulted

Just finished lunch. Sesame chicken and rice, bought over in the student union, washed down with iced tea. All tasty. And then my fortune cookie has to go and say something like this:

You would make a good lawyer.
That's hitting below the belt, if you ask me.