The Tale Of Sir Ian
Once again, the day care is having a picture day. This one is a spring portrait, in which the children are each individually posed with (and I quote) a little live bunny. Sounds harmless enough, but the permission slip they sent home says (and again I quote)
Furthermore, I release [photographer] and its representatives from any liability if the bunny accidentally scratches or bites my child, or if any article of clothing gets soiled or nibbled on.Um, yes. I don't know where they got this vorpal rabbit, but they're clearly taking no chances.
Also, in a blatant attempt to seal his position as World's Most Adorable Lad, I provide for you our current favorite photo of The Boy:
Clearly, the winner.
Reading: Just read Sun of Suns, by Karl Schroeder. It reads as if The Integral Trees had been written by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Fun.