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A Rare Political Post

Senator Santorum makes me sad. Very, very sad.

Embattled U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum said America has avoided a second terrorist attack for five years because the “Eye of Mordor” has been drawn to Iraq instead.


“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum said...

Y'know that part of the book, where it turned out that Frodo and Sam ended up stationed in Mordor for years, and that bastard Aragorn kept turning down their requests for more troops, or some other hobbits at least, or for the love of God some chainmail, not even the mithril kind? I don't remember that.


If it's any consolation, I have a bumpersticker on my car that says "Gollum Votes Republican."

I really do.