Letters to Myself

So a question I've been getting a lot lately (aside from "when's the baby due again?" and "hey, how do I print?") is where Lisa and I have registered. The answer: Baby's 'R' Us. We're too snobby (yes, I said it) to register at Wal-Mart, and Target has a really draconian return policy, so that's it. This pretty graphic will send you directly to the registry:

To be fair, it doesn't really capture how I feel. This is closer:

Or alternately:

But this is what's really in my heart:

I am such a geek. Our child is doomed.