Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs
Ah, 'tis one o' me most favorite days o' th' voyage: Talk Like A Pirate Day! Or in this case, Type Like A Gentleman o' Fortune Day! Woo--I mean, arr! An' jus' in time too, as I`ve had t' spend a wee time deletin' scurvy spam trackback clingin' t' me backside like barnacles. Th' miserable sons of a biscuit eater.
Reading: Thud!, th' new Terry Pratchett. I be havin' t' agree wi' Jay, here: lots an' lots o' weird typos, which can only mean the'r proofreaders ought be keelhauled.