I, For One, Welcome Our New Scandinavian Furniture Overlords
IKEA!
Thank you for entering our lives!
IKEA!
You mock inferior lamps!
IKEA!
You watch over our children!
IKEA!
We sing songs of praise to you!
IKEA!
We smite our enemies in your vastness!
IKEA!
Is there nothing you cannot do?
IKEA!
IKEA!
IKEA!
