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Hazards In The Library

Susan had her wallet swiped in her university library after getting up for two minutes. By comparison, I was sitting in my office not half an hour ago with the door open, idly minding my own business, when a toddler walked right in. She gave me a rubber band. She tugged at the Curious George magnets stuck to the front of my desk. She sat in my chair so she could see what was on my desk. Her only answer to every question I posed to her was to shake her head no, N-O, no.

Eventually her dad appeared and saved me from her adorableness, which is, I think, a good thing.

I now have my door closed against future toddler assaults.