God Bless You, Inventor Of The Cordless Drill
Wondering where I've been? Well, maybe you have. Here's the answer, with illustrations (update: now clarified):
Still not quite finished. There's a whole pile of crap that still needs to have a place found for it, donated to Goodwill, or taken out back and set afire as I dance around waving something sharp. That'll be Friday night, I suppose.
Did get a rejection letter during all that: 10 day rejection from F&SF's slush god.
Update: An astute observer asked about the bookshelves' fate. Well, a couple stayed behind in the office, and the rest converted the front room into a library-music-catnapping room.
