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BRAAAIINNSSS!

For you closet George A. Romero fans, I give you the Zombie Infection Simulator. Watch as tiny swarms of zombies become big clusters of zombies, just standing around, as every human is inevitably, er, zombified. Or if you prefer to fight back, there's also a SWAT Team version and a one with a tactical nuclear strike option (also comes with an automatic body count). Big fun. Also illustrates how important it is that if zombies are discovered nearby, you get out of town immediately. Enclosed spaces will not be your friend.

Also in the mail: a 323 day rejection from Fantastic, containing the already-heard news that they're overstocked and closed to subs until 2005ish. Got it.