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Type Like A Pirate

Ah, ye knew this here day would come, didn't ye, me hearrties? Well, if ye read Dave Barry, ye probably did. The rest o' ye lubbers prob'ly saw it on CNN er the like. As fer me, I just like imitatin' the Sea Cap'n 'n' this gives me a legitimate excuse.

Brief writin' news: the scurvy dogs at Indy Men's Magazine ha' keelhauled me recent submission ta 'em. Arrr...I'm not attractive. Blast! Perhaps 'tis time ta go splice the mainbrace. Arrr.