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Hey, Mailman, Over Here!

Boy, and I was doing so well, too. Every couple days, something in the mail. Now all of a sudden, nada. And after you took the time to come check up on me. I feel like I've got to give you something for your money. So how about this: Pick up your phone and dial this number (1-800-888-3999). Don't worry, it's a free call (unless you're dialing in from out of country, in which case, I have no idea what it'd cost). You'll get one of those voice menu things for a company (and it's a real company, I believe). Listen to the options, and be sure you're paying attention when they get to choice 7. Go ahead and select it, even, and see what you get. Why they did this, I'm not sure. But I'd be willing to bet they're getting a lot of calls these days...