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No From SF Age

A 12 day form reject from Science Fiction Age. For heaven's sake, I've got five stories out right now that I'm overdue to hear from (calculating submission date vs. response time info listed at Submitting to the Black Hole), most of them late by a month. Could I have heard back from one of them? Oh no, instead I get a light-speed turnaround response from SF Age, returned so fast with one of those damned form rejections of theirs (and a damn crappy photocopy it was) that I suspect they didn't even bother to read it. Why am I bothering to waste postage on them, could somebody tell me that please? Grr...

Whoa, sorry 'bout that. Wait here, let me go get a Coke...Ah, that's better.